"Beginning Monday, the effects of the stimulus will begin to reach households. This money is going to help Americans offset the high prices we're seeing at the gas pump and at the grocery store."
"We're" seeing?? You son of a bitch. You lousy, spoiled, rich, pathologically uncouth son of a bitch. You Harvard MBA asshole. I wish I believed in hell, because there would be a special one waiting for you and your entire family, you pompous fuck.
I used to be concerned about America's future. But after eight years with this 25w bulb at the helm, I'm optimistic. If, after all this administration's war-mongering, rampant spending, secrecy and lies, civil war or a thermonuclear catastrophe hasn't broken out, I figure we're home free. America will last forever. Even this family of short-bus moronic simians can't sink the republic.
Just so you know, I intend to make good use of my econo-stimulator check. I'm taking it, the Boss Rabbit, Bunny Hoover and Grandbunny J to Scotland. I'll spend it there, thank you very much.