Monday, September 1

Hurricane Stupid

Would someone please explain to me why TV weather people are required to stand outside in 100 mph winds, up to their naughty bits in flood water and yelling into sodden microphones, as debris and small animals blow by? The dumb part is that they go on and on about how dangerous it is and how everyone should be hunkered down 800 miles from the danger zone. 

Imagine, though, how the ratings will soar when a remote unit captures video footage of one of these well-educated network pawns getting pounded into hamburger live on camera by a passing billboard.

Thus spake the rabbit.

1 comment:

Le Patron said...

It is simply because we like to look at Stephanie Abrams tits when they're covered up by a soaking wet t-shirt in the blowing wind.

Duh!

Le Patron