An area Dodge dealership bombards my omelette-and-coffee TV airwaves every morning with their muscle-flexing truck ads, "We Got Your Back!"
If that level of grade-school grammatical abuse isn't bad enough, they follow with, "Nobody Knows Trucks Like Us!" Makes me want to run right out and buy a handgun, but not a truck.
Their target market, it seems, is made up mostly of knuckle-dragging pre-teen chimps.
(Note: Their web site is written by and for adults, probably of the boiler-template variety, "Fill in dealer name here, fill in dealer address here".
Thus spake the rabbit.