Saturday, November 29

Blackened Friday

My suggestion for next year's Black Friday - herd all these crazed idiots right through the store, into a cattle chute, and process them all for Soylent Green.

Question to ask anyone who complains about crowded shopping centers or waiting en masse for Black Friday deals:

"Did you have to wait in line to vote earlier this month? Or did you bother?"

Thus spake the rabbit.

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